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Barney's Beanery - Burbank

250 N. 1st St.
Burbank CA 91502
(818) 524-2912
  • PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 9:00pm

QUIZ RECAP

Wed Aug 24 2016
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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A trivia night at Barney's Beanery Burbank as told through captions:

Pic 1: Pictured here is Melanie.  You may know her as the most vocal component of Exceedingly Average.  Or you may recognize her as my substitute this past summer.  Here she is, sitting on her phone, oblivious to the rules of the game.  But before you call her a cheater (save that for the guy whose jersey she's currently wearing...) I must stress that this picture was taken after the game had already ended.  Also, this picture was the third taken as Melanie was making obscene gestures in the first two that were clearly not appropriate for a fucking family friendly website.

Pic 2: This is Barney's current manager (REDACTED).  He told me that he hopes to (REDACTED) because his (REDACTED) once tried to (REDACTED) but instead has simply given his (REDACTED) to (REDACTED).  Also, he ask that you not follow the information on his shirt and follow him to Barney's as that would be considered "creepy" and "stalker-ish".

Pic 3: Pictured here are a bunch of losers who won the game tonight.  Only one of them is smiling and so I will list the Social Security numbers of the other members of the team here so that you may show them how much you resent them for not only winning but for also refusing to smile.  DONI - 5684392, JUSTIN - 57483229, ALLI - 4836289, STEVEN - 9392827.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10493 Barney’s Bussery 50 9 1.000
2 The Cuckolders 46 8 0.889
3 10437 That's So Three-Eyed Raven 45 7 0.778
4 10151 Sarlacc BBQ Pit 43 6 0.667
5 10412 The Dry Sea Men 38 5 0.556
6 10212 Exceedingly Average 37 4 0.444
7 Night Squirrel 29 3 0.333
8 Hollywood Hostels 16 2 0.222
9 Boilermakers 11 1 0.111
10 Live Every Week Like Its Shark Week 7 0 0.000