QUIZ RECAP

With the holidays fast approaching, you may be wondering what you should get for your Quizmaster this year.  Here are some helpful gift giving ideas:

1. Money.  Did you know this is a 100% volunteer job?  Many Quizmasters not only spend their day thinking up new drinking rounds but also how they're going to pay their rent at the end of the month.  Give them a helping hand - and a check for $846.00 please.

2. Cash money.  Did you know that Quizmasters show up at the bar and read questions out of the goodness of their hearts?  Show them you appreciate their timely scorekeeping by slipping them a $20 - after each round.

3. Venmo electronic cash.  Did you know Quizmasters sometimes face harassment from players over questions and answers that they didn't write and have no actual knowledge of?  Help your host relax this holiday season by purchasing them a massage - via an e-drop of money to their online account.

4. Spare change. Did you know 90% of Quizmasters use quarters to wash and dry their laundry?  Empty your pockets.  Better yet, stop by the bank before you roll up to the game and weigh down my pockets with some sweet rolled $2o's.

5. Kindness.  Did you know Quizmasters respond better when you speak to them like a human?  Be kind - give me money.

6. Are you understanding this yet?  Don't act like your broke ass doesn't have anything to spare - I see you racking up those gift cards every week and not paying for a single onion ring.  Give. Me. Your. Money.

Happy holidays everyone!