QUIZ RECAP

In web-wide memes throughout this day,

Timberlake sang: "It's gonna be May." -- Abraham Lincoln

In a battle of the boy bands, or at least a friendly competition concerning knowledge thereof, the Flux Capacitors and Aggressive Foreplay tore away from the rest of the pack like a pair of light-catching Adidas tearaway pants, all shiny and chrome. The fact that they named an equal number of N'SYNC songs for the Very Serious Drinking Round caused a run-off that A.G. won off their superior number crunching skills. Eat your heart out, Paul Dergarabedian!

In the part of the game that is the game, rather than the game within the game, the General Washingtons returned to fame by ev'ry round changing their name. And due to the fact that they won said game, you could say that their play was indeed far from baseball. Which I'm told they don't like, for they think baseball's lame.

Meanwhile in the world of things that don't have frustrating filler before completing a rhyme, the patio is open at the Tam! Come tell tall tales by the fire, cozy up with someone special in the quaint park bench quad, or have so many helpings from the pitcher sized copper kettles full of Moscow Mules that you end up ruining Infinity War for any slowpokes within earshot (Wonder Woman's new costume was wonderful, wasn't it?).

Next Tuesday: There Will Be Brownies