QUIZ RECAP

When Geoffrey Chaucer wrote The Canterbury Tales, he told the story of travelers on donkeyback who seek out King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern. I bought new sneakers, so I thank our teams for parking their donkeys on Moorpark Street.

Keep My Team Name Out Ya Fuckin' Mouth and These Hoes took home the top two prizes but a lake-based Tiebreaker was needed. Drink Pineapple Juice Because OJ Might Kill You knew more about Lake Superior than Genetics, earning third place.

See you all again next week for more King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern! Also, there's a donkey outside with its lights on. Please check your donkeys. We do not have donkey cables.

QUIZ RECAP

King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern started strong and ended strong and was also strong in the middle. All the bits were strong.

Keep My Team Name Out Ya Fuckin' Mouth recovered from zero points in the General Knowledge round to win by one point over Jizzy Gillespie.

Third place was decided by a Tiebreaker which saw Tequila Tots display more knowledge about presidential pooping than Genetics.

The Animal Farm/Saved By the Bell mashup Drinking Round was won by Emo Girlz.

QUIZ RECAP

The Oaks Tavern hosted a spirited evening of King Trivia. Round 6 ended with a three-way tie for first place! Sharon's Harem scored eight points in the Final Round, winning the night but leaving a two-way tie for second place. A Pac-Man-related tiebreaker ensued. The Trivinators' superior knowledge of ancient video games pellets thrust them into second place above These Hoes.

The Drinking Round, designed specifically to stroke the quizmaster's ego, was won by BoxAngeles.com featuring MC Mevin and the Rockford Peaches.