QUIZ RECAP

I'm an elf. Many quizmasters are. At 6 feet tall and 280 pounds, you might not realize that I'm of elvish heritage, but I am. You could say I "elf-identify." And therein lies the problem.

It's the other elves. The more traditional looking elves. They're horrible! No, really. They're prejudiced and judgmental and very much into body shaming!

They say I don't fit in. I'm too big and gawky to be accepted by little children throughout the world, they say. They make fun of me and call me terrible name like "Shreck" and "Sasquatch."

That's why they won't ever put me on the PDC (presents delivery crew - you didn't think Santa did it all himself, didja!? That fat old man gets lazier with every passing year. He just sits around drinking his nog and betting on the reindeer games!)

So if I can't deliver presents, what do I do all day? Coffee. I deliver coffee. Or hot chocolate. But mostly coffee. Gumdrop (the head elf) throws a fit if I don't get the cream-and-sugar ration just right!

Well I got news for ya, Gumdrop. That ain't creamer! Thanks, Rudolph! Happy holidays everyone! 

QUIZ RECAP

The holiday spirit was on full display this week at the Brewyard Beer Company in Burbank. With a winter's snap in the air and a twinkle in the eyes of our assembled quizzers, this quizmaster expected elves to show up at any moment.

And they did! As you can see from photo #1, a quick-footed member of third place finisher Queer for the Beer actually caught one of those slippery little pointy-eared creatures. We even took a picture to prove it!

But elves are clever little rapscallions. This one used elf magic to make himself look like a dog! But trust me, it was an elf!

We expect more elves and other holiday magic to be on tap at the Brewyard next week. We hope you'll come on out and celebrate with us by drinking excellent Brewyard brews, tackling trivia question and catching elves. See ya then. 

QUIZ RECAP

The Holiday spirit was on full display at The Brewyard Beer Company in Burbank this week, with the return of Tournament of Champions stalwart Because Jeopardy Won't Let Us Drink. Yup, the Jeopardy crew Showed up and blew through the competition like a rogue band of Trump supporters in the U.S. Capital on January 6th.

That's them in photo #1, looking mighty smug, as usual. Team mom Verna taught 'em to be confident, and what is "smug" but confidence raised to a very high level!?

But we were also impressed with the performance of Fashionably Late, (photo #7) who - true to their name - arrived in style five minutes after we began the quiz, and proceeded to sweep aside (most of) the competition to earn 2nd place honors.

And for the many who asked about Shay from last week's update, yes her face is still stuck that way (photo #9), but teammate Brad reports that, "aside from scaring small children, she's learning to live with it!"

See ya next week.