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When Repellanteres, God Of Giant Bug Spray, went to Lake Star Slam to go camping with his family, he forgot to bring extra mayonnaise for the sandwiches. So he called Homaxides, God Of Errands, to maybe schlep some over. “Schlep?” asked Homaxides? “Since when do you speak Yiddish?” Repellanteres said: “I just recently picked it up. I heard Backsonia, Goddess of Quads and Pectoral Muscles, say: ‘Again with the schmutz!’ and I had to start using it. So be a mensch and get over here!” So Homaxides threw a million years worth of mayo into his night train and trekked over to Lake Star Slam and said: “Again with the mayo!” Then he waited for Repellanteres to invite him to stay and when he didn’t, Homaxides got back on his night train and said: “I love my work!”  Look, the point is this: There were no questions about mayonnaise on King Trivia night at the Glendale Tap and that’s gotta change!

The Drinking Round was a Beyoncé Off: Whoever could do the best Beyoncé would win drinks for their team. And I guess Beyoncé only has one song because everyone did “Single Ladies” over and over. The winner went to Awkward because their player did the most cardio. I mean, she was out of breath, c’mon.

In third place tonight was Bear Down with 58 points. In second was Awkward with 60 points. And taking the night was Queen Bees with 63 points! Huh…aaah. Going us every Wednesday at 7:30 at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!

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When Metheles, God Of Pharmaceuticals, misplaced his stash (he could’ve sworn he hid it behind El Capitan; it wasn’t there), he racked his massive brain for where he may have put it. “I had four hundred million tons of Fun Gas cartridges, nine million tons of Lemon Shots, and two hundred million tons of Cheese and I can’t remember what I did with it!” He asked his mom Lucinda, Goddess Of Household Chores, “Mom, where’s my work?” (“Work” was a slang term for his stash that he only used around the police.) “Didn’t you bury it under those rocks at the bottom of Niagra Falls?” she asked. And sure enough, there everything was, a little soggy but still good stuff. He asked his mom to test some of it and she said: “Ooo, yeah! That’s good stuff!” The point is this: When you can hide your stash anywhere on Earth because you’re a god, write down on a post-it note where you hid it because gods have a lot on their plate.

The Drinking Round tonight was called “Do The Dew!” One person from each team came up and did a Mountain Dew commercial. Sweet Beans were not good at it, but they were adorable so they won and it’s always cool when the teams with only two people win free drinks!

In third place with 55 points was Robert & The Passengers. In second place with 64 pointswas Spotify Wrapped. And taking the night and having their way with it was Pizzadena with 75 points. Join us every Wednesday at 7:30 at the Glendale Tap!

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When Lemertes, God Of Bold Colors, was decorating the boat belonging to Hephestes, God Of Aquatic Languishing, he thought: “I’m sick of cerulean! Every year it’s just different shades of teal and turquoise and aquamarine and I’ve had it.” So, in that moment, Lemertes went brown! In fact, turkey brown! “Hey,” said Hephestes when he saw what Lemertes was painting, “add some feathers to the top and it’ll look like a huge aquatic turkey!” And so they did, believing that the vessel would be a huge hit at that year’s Celestial Boat Show, an event for all gods who’re into boats. But upon pushing out into Cloud Harbor, Hephestes’s boat was mistaken for a giant swimming turkey and summarily shot with a giant arrow by Arronneous, God Of Arrows. “Sorry,” he later apologized, “thought it was a turkey.” Not only did Hephestes’s vessel unceremoniously sink, it was also snubbed by the judges. Here’s the point: If you wanna win the Drinking Round at King Trivia night at the Glendale Tap, learn how to do a turkey.

The Best Turkey Impression went to Tennis Club. He went full wattle with his free hand and I had to give it to him. I would’ve been hurt had I not.

In third place was The Previous Year’s Winners with 35 points. (Had they won in the previous year? No. No they had not.) In second place was Sloppy Hoppy with 40 points. (They went with the name Sloppy Hoppy after Messy Drunk didn’t go over so well.) And commanding the night with 52 points was Mount Mazama Take Your Top Off! (Note: At no time did anyone in the bar take their top off.)

Come back every Wednesday night at 7:30 for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!