Tam O'Shanter
2980 Los Feliz Blvd.Los Angeles CA 90039
(323) 664-0228
- PUB QUIZ—Tuesdays @ 7:00pm
The following cypher was performed in front of a live audience (of two cats), delivered extemporaneously to commemorate the historic family feud fought by Floridians whose Jeers and Blunders will echo through the cloud-y Halls of the Internet until somebody accidentally unplugs the server rack and backup arrays that have this paged cached.
The strangers to my right were really quite polite,
and here I didn't think they'd even play!
With their keen insightful questions starting: "Sir!" with every mention
surely brains and heart would aid them on their way.
But alas, from the beginning, what opposed their hopes of winning
was a chasm formed by chance and happenstance.
Lacking one big enough table, our initiates weRen't able
to triv' as one. All was war and none romance!
Gentle reader, do envision what a ghastly dread incision
is that wound inflicted by one's family.
Naive babies kept from crying whilst their parents' hopes lay dying,
Innocent, they didn't help, yet didn't flee.
As with "all good things": so bad ones. It all ends, and so a sad son's
Public loss to his own blood he must live down.
For if not, he'll get but madness from that trivial unradness
When family slew family for silver crown.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10072 | General Washingtons | 65 | 8 | 1.000 |
2 | The Pikey Blunders | 63 | 7 | 0.875 | |
3 | 12249 | Very Nice and Polite People | 61 | 6 | 0.750 |
4 | 10190 | The Mules | 60 | 5 | 0.625 |
5 | 10608 | Trashley Wards | 58 | 4 | 0.500 |
6 | 10744 | Tapioca Pudding | 51 | 3 | 0.375 |
7 | Bowl of Jeers | 49 | 2 | 0.250 | |
8 | Turtle Decaptitation | 46 | 1 | 0.125 | |
9 | Zombie scotch | 30 | 0 | 0.000 |
Tonight, via the Drinking Round, we learned that O.J. Simpson appeared (as an actor) in 16 different movies.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10204 | Flux Capacitors | 60 | 6 | 1.000 |
2 | 10608 | Trashley Wards | 58 | 5 | 0.833 |
3 | 11220 | Lowest Score Wins | 50 | 4 | 0.667 |
4 | 10190 | The Mules | 44 | 3 | 0.500 |
5 | 12249 | Very Nice and Polite People | 42 | 2 | 0.333 |
6 | 10072 | General Washingtons | 38 | 1 | 0.167 |
7 | 10070 | Aggressive Foreplay | 26 | 0 | 0.000 |
I love a good night at the Tam! It's pure magic.
Congrats to our winners - Mustache Rides - 5 Cents, Flux Capacitors and Too Soon! Well played game with some surprises and heartache.
I hope to be back soon as a sub - have a wonderful rest of the week!
Rebecca, Out.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10744 | Mustache Rides, 5 Cents | 58 | 6 | 1.000 |
2 | 10204 | Flux Capacitors | 44 | 5 | 0.833 |
3* | 12249 | Very Nice and Polite People | 39 | 3 | 0.583 |
3 | 10608 | Trashley Wards | 39 | 3 | 0.583 |
5 | 12400 | Boogaloo's Revenge... | 32 | 2 | 0.333 |
6 | 10072 | General Washingtons | 29 | 1 | 0.167 |
7 | Prime in its Rib | 5 | 0 | 0.000 |