Barney's Beanery - West Hollywood


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Barney's Beanery - West Hollywood

8447 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood CA 90069
(323) 654-2287
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QUIZ RECAP

Tue Mar 27 2018
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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Captain's Log, Stardate 2018.3

There were more than usual tonight. Multiplying like Gremlins after the irregular LA rainstorm. Hungry for their HQ fix, wanting wings and trivia, they descended upon Barney's.

There was only me against the rising horde. My crew scattered, hosting their own horrors. Wielding a faulty pen and the answers, I held my own.

But they kept coming.

I clocked in a total of 38 warring tribes, each of them intent on coveting the gift card for their own.

I did my best to quell them but they kept coming. They knew Adam Sandler played Smitty on The Cosby Show. They'd grown up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. NFL franchise teams are what this world was built upon.

They knew - and they kept coming.

Their pens broke, their answer sheets got water on them, the team next to them was using some sort of electronic device - but through all of the pain and competition, they persevered.

Teams doubled and were successful. Some took guesses and were elevated to know they'd scored points for their team. The camaraderie was alive and you could feel it in the air. A pin could drop while the reading of the questions took place and you would have been able to determine where it had landed and the size of the pin, that's how quiet it was.

They were intent, listening, thirsting for knowledge.

These humans - they aren't so bad after all.

 

Except for the one that threw up in the urinal. He sucks.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10096 Double Downton Abbey 87 37 1.000
2 Definitely Cheating 69 36 0.973
3 11008 I Blame Obama 68 35 0.946
4 Quizlamic State 65 34 0.919
5 Not Gay But I'll Suck a Dick 64 33 0.892
6 11211 Harley + Ivy 62 32 0.865
7 13489 Car Pie 59 31 0.838
8 The British Are Coming 57 30 0.811
9 Le Tits Now, Chris 56 29 0.784
10 Ships 53 28 0.757
11 13171 See You Next Tuesday 50 27 0.730
12 Quizteama Aguilera 47 25 0.689
12 Lick Lick Lick My Balls 47 25 0.689
14 Underground Man 44 24 0.649
15 10180 The Kids Table 43 22 0.608
15 Dark and Stormy Daniels 43 22 0.608
17 10395 Hail hydra! 42 21 0.568
18 Too Lit To Quit 40 20 0.541
19 The Winners 37 17 0.486
19 Cat Ladies 37 17 0.486
19 No Place Like Home 37 17 0.486
22 Tigers 36 16 0.432
23 This Date Hinges On Our Score 33 14 0.392
23 Dilly Dilly 69 33 14 0.392
25 13506 Nicolas Cage Exploded My Heart 31 13 0.351
26 Outlaw and Ninja 30 11 0.311
26 American Hustlers 30 11 0.311
28 Big Fact Hunt 29 10 0.270
29 2 Peckered Billy Goats 27 9 0.243
30 The Quizlamic State Two 26 8 0.216
31 Bison Dicks 25 7 0.189
32 Big D at the Kids Table 24 6 0.162
33 Hot Apple Pies 23 5 0.135
34 2 Girls 1 Guy 17 4 0.108
35 Spank my Ass And Call Me Mr President 16 2 0.068
35 Better Late Than Never 16 2 0.068
37 Nothing Matters 10 1 0.027
38 No Glove No Love 8 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Mar 20 2018
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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Was it the impending rain? The lack of Netflix options? Or just the drive for competition that drove out 33 teams to fill up small little Barney's Beanery in WeHo so that there was literal standing room?

Either way, a lot of you played. A lot of you lost. But all of you had a good time in your downfall. And what more can you really ask for from a Tuesday night, right?

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 11008 I Blame Obama 81 32 1.000
2 Congrats Putin 77 31 0.969
3 We Thought This Was Speed Dating 70 30 0.938
4 Lick Lick Lick My Balls 69 29 0.906
5 10180 The Kids Table 68 28 0.875
6 Dilly Dilly 69 67 27 0.844
7 Nothing but Nip 62 26 0.812
8 Chopped Chicken Salad 61 24 0.766
8 Quizlamic State 61 24 0.766
10 Bill and Greg and Clark's Team 58 23 0.719
11 Mike Pence's Gay Bunny 57 22 0.688
12 My NCAA Bracket is Sadder Than an Episode of This Is Us 55 21 0.656
13 11363 Girls Gone Mild 53 20 0.625
14 Toilet Penis Fart 52 18 0.578
14 10096 Double Downton Abbey 52 18 0.578
16 Putin's Balls 51 17 0.531
17 Spank Bank 49 16 0.500
18 Big Good High Quality 48 15 0.469
19 Outlaw and Ninja 46 14 0.438
20 14049 Annie’s butt 43 13 0.406
21 Team Gemma 42 12 0.375
22 And In the Lead 37 11 0.344
23 My Other Ride is Your Mom 36 10 0.312
24 13506 Nicolas Cage Exploded My Heart 35 9 0.281
25 Quiz Khalifa 31 8 0.250
26 St Louis 23 7 0.219
27 Lakers 20 5 0.172
27 Bekkah 20 5 0.172
29 Dunder Mifflin 19 4 0.125
30 The Misses 18 3 0.094
31 BooSteere 17 2 0.062
32 M B Dream Team 16 0 0.016
32 Horton Hears a Ho 16 0 0.016

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Mar 13 2018
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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Look at that list of competing teams.  A million people played tonight, 'nuff said.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Stephen Hawking Finally Died 62 33 1.000
2 10180 The Kids Table 60 32 0.970
3 Quizlamic State 58 31 0.939
4 Clark and Bill Trivia Team 56 30 0.909
5 I am Smarticus 55 28 0.864
5 11211 Harley + Ivy 55 28 0.864
7 11363 Girls Gone Mild 53 27 0.818
8 Vienna Beef 52 26 0.788
9 Rollin Ballz 49 25 0.758
10 Big D and the Little Seltzers 48 23 0.712
10 Dilly Dilly 69 48 23 0.712
12 Please Excuse my Language 46 22 0.667
13 The Stormy Daniels 45 21 0.636
14 Ships 39 20 0.606
15 11008 I Blame Obama 38 18 0.561
15 10395 Hail hydra! 38 18 0.561
17 13171 See You Next Tuesday 37 17 0.515
18 Quiz on Your Mom 36 14 0.455
18 Red Stapler 36 14 0.455
18 Las Burritas 36 14 0.455
21 Dogs with Boobs 34 12 0.379
21 Guys, Stephen Hawking Died 34 12 0.379
23 Who's Vanessa 31 11 0.333
24 Rekka's Rack 30 10 0.303
25 11004 Touched by an Uncle 26 9 0.273
26 Sammy's Squad 25 8 0.242
27 10096 Double Downton Abbey 24 7 0.212
28 Romany 23 4 0.152
28 Brett Got the Job 23 4 0.152
28 Who Wants to Pay Our Bill 23 4 0.152
31 Underpaid Assistants 21 2 0.076
31 Brookings 21 2 0.076
33 Janet Reno 911 18 1 0.030
34 10930 Quiz on Your Face 16 0 0.000
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