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To my dearly beloved trivia regulars (all 25 teams of you),

Have a fantastic summer.  Go on vacations.  Drink alcohol out of fruits.  Stay up late.  Binge watch the latest Netflix show on your balcony.  Take a sick day and go to the beach.  Read Stephen King's "It".  Go see a movie by yourself.  Delete your dating app.  Road trip to San Luis Obispo for the day.  Drink a lot of water.  Write more.  Stay off of Twitter for 24 hours (or more).  Play with puppies.  Mark the days until my return.

To my helpful and wonderful substitutes:

These are a very particular bunch.  They like things the way they like them.  Start the show at 9, end that show by 11:10 at the absolute very latest.  Hand out the raffle tickets when you hand out the picture round.  Finish Round 4 (or at least be in the middle of it) by 1o PM.  It's a lot of people.  A lot of questions.  A lot of repeats.  Keep it moving and they'll love ya.  It's a fast paced crew looking for a fast paced game - you got this.

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What a game!  Trivia began with a (adjective) (nationality) player named (noun) who demanded that (team name) surrender their (noun) due to potential cheating.  After that (adjective) beginning, things finally kicked off.  The first round was all about (noun) and some teams (verb) to conclusions a little too fast, doubling all their points and (verb) everything.  But the next round was about (food) and (name) screamed (verb) from their chair, clearly they expected imminent victory.  However, if you're (adjective) (noun) gets too cocky then surely you are doomed to (noun).  But one team scored (number) points and (team name) rejoiced which was very good sportsmanship since their (adjective) (nationality) almost cost them the game entirely when they were (verb) on their (noun) during the drinking round challenge.  All in all, another (adjective) night here at (place) and hopefully you'll all be back next week for the (adjective) that will be my last show until August because I'm (verb) away to a (noun) where I will (verb) with (noun) everyday.

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He's no Brad Pitt buuuuut... we always love it when Nick Swardson plays King Trivia.

Unless he beats us.

Then we hate him.