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Barney's Beanery - West Hollywood

8447 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood CA 90069
(323) 654-2287
  • PUB QUIZ—Tuesdays @ 9:00pm

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Dec 12 2017
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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I would write a recap but since you probably aren't reading this it would just be incredibly.... trivial.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Ships 71 18 1.000
2 10096 Double Downton Abbey 63 17 0.944
3 10889 The Tea Lizards 62 16 0.889
4 Girls Gone Mild 61 15 0.833
5 Happy Hour 60 14 0.778
6 Happy Birthday Diego 54 12 0.694
6 11008 I Blame Obama 54 12 0.694
8 11211 Harley + Ivy 50 11 0.611
9 12880 Harrison Fjord 46 10 0.556
10 10180 The Kids Table 43 9 0.500
11 Definitely Cheating 42 8 0.444
12 The Dan Band 41 6 0.361
12 10908 NoHo Farts District 41 6 0.361
14 Quizlamic State 38 5 0.278
15 Blue Bean 35 4 0.222
16 Roy Moore's Jewish Lawyer 24 2 0.139
16 F Roy Moore 24 2 0.139
18 Bear Cats 23 1 0.056
19 WeHo Killaz 18 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Dec 5 2017
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
|

The holidays are fast approaching.  And with it, your wallet will be vastly decreasing in size.  Why?  Family.  Friends.  Those leeches that want you - the poor working man/woman - to provide them with gifts and "holiday cheer".  How dare they?  Who decided that this religious holiday - a birthday of some dude who got crucified - was suddenly the time for eggnog, reindeer and spending 80 bucks on an uncle you only see once a year?  Strapped for cash?  Already paying an arm and a leg and one of your ears for a plane ride home?  I've got some ideas for you:

1. Rob a bank - it's as easy as it looks in the movies!  And if you get caught you don't have to worry about buying anybody anything!

2. Rob a friend.  They probably owed you money anyway.

3. Compete in King Trivia's Star Wars trivia challenge next weekend.  Recruit a Wookiee for your team and you're guaranteed the prize money - besides, if you lose, that big walking shag carpet will just rip the winning team's arms off.  Always let the Wookiee win.

4. Get a job.  Lame.  Boring.  Boo.

5. Take advantage of your elders.  Grandma, Opa, Aunt Edna - whomever - give them a little call on that iPhone (yes, it does make calls!) and inform them that their annual birthday card to you (yes, the one with the cash) got lost in the mail.  They'll become frazzled, upset, say some vaguely racist things about the postman, and quickly assure you that another card (and more money) is on its way.  Do this once every week.

6. Create a pyramid scheme.  I mean, as long as you're at the top of that geometric shape you're fine!

7. Create a fake e-mail account and start sending people messages claiming to be a Royal Prince from Nigeria.  I mean, someone has to fall for this shit if they're still pulling this trick years down the line, right?  Find those suckers!

8. Use your skills and talents to create a product that people would like to - ugh, never mind.  Too time consuming.  Rob a bank!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Quizlamic State 61 15 1.000
2 10889 The Tea Lizards 60 14 0.933
3 Twatty Bollacks 53 13 0.867
4 Definitely Cheating 47 12 0.800
5 Touched by Della Reese's Cold Dead Finger 44 11 0.733
6 Vodka Wings 39 10 0.667
7 In It to Flynn It 37 9 0.600
8 #FakeJews 36 8 0.533
9 Good King Whatshisface 34 6 0.433
9 10096 Double Downton Abbey 34 6 0.433
11 Barack Paper Scissors 30 5 0.333
12 7th Heaven 29 4 0.267
13 11008 I Blame Obama 20 3 0.200
14 Chik-Fil-Atio 17 1 0.100
14 Turbo Cants 17 1 0.100
16 Bumbling Longshots 8 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Nov 28 2017
| by Quizmaster Kellie Spencer
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Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Quizlamic State 66 24 1.000
2 Diarrhea of Anne Frank 61 23 0.958
3 Trivia Newton Jon 57 22 0.917
4 Deff Cheating 54 21 0.875
5 Go Cat;s Go 50 20 0.833
6 10096 Double Downton Abbey 49 19 0.792
7 11211 Harley + Ivy 47 18 0.750
8 The Kids Table 46 17 0.708
9 11008 I Blame Obama 44 16 0.667
10 10395 Hail hydra! 43 15 0.625
11 Blue Bean 38 14 0.583
12 Melania Trumps Christmas Decor 34 13 0.542
13 10359 Cereal Killers 32 11 0.479
13 Pennywinkle 32 11 0.479
15 Velvet and Voodoo 30 10 0.417
16 I Tonya 28 9 0.375
17 Thrill House 27 8 0.333
18 Dead on the Inside 26 7 0.292
19 LP's the Bee's Knees 23 5 0.229
19 Addicts 23 5 0.229
21 Yo Fomma Bitch 22 4 0.167
22 I stopped caring about the royal family 21 3 0.125
23 Wit it Krew 19 2 0.083
24 Basin 17 1 0.042
25 Penis Punchers 7 0 0.000